Hello. My name is Daniel Reilly Jensen. I’m a straight male hardware engineer based in the Bay Area.
I'm putting out a $10,000 bounty for a matchmaker to find me true love.
I've experienced common human foibles in this domain of life already. I've had a couple girlfriends, dated a bit, had a few flings, been heartbroken before, etc.
Now I'm simply interested in commitment.
Set me up on an outing with, or simply refer me appropriately to a prospetive partner.
If we date, and get married, and it all lasts at least 2 years, you'l get $10,000 in cold hard cash.
I will also give you an authoritative certificate which will authenticate your matchmaking powers to the world.
This sounds a bit insane, but fortunately I live in an insane part of the world.
Additionally, anyone who knows me would be relatively unsurprised by the existence of this.
Also, I literally don't care who makes the referral. I don't care if you hate me. What matters is love.
I have set the cash amount to something high enough to warrant effort by honest actors, but not too high so as to attract bad actors.
Rules Regarding Referrals:
You introduce me (with the below form) to someone you think I should meet.
You know me already as a friend, as a friend of a friend, used to be connected to me in some capacity, or have met me in person before.
Your referral is ignorant of the bounty as the catalyst for the date before she meets me IRL.
If you refer yourself, you are ineligible for the cash prize. You will still be under consideration, however!
This person will be vetted gradually by me, my friends, my family, and so on.
If any of the following are true, then don't make the referral.
She is super religious.
She smokes.
She has problems with people who have medical problems.
She is not fluent in English.
She either does not live in The United States, or does not have the means to regularly travel to it. The only exceptions for this is if She lives in The U.K. or The Netherlands.
She is already an ex of mine.
She is, among other undesireable things; evil. (I understand that this clause is open to some interpretation)
More Information About Me:
If you want to know more about me, I've written one of these “Date Me Doc.”s you may have heard of.